why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

charlie sheen becomes sober.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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