- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

So these two girls have a cup .

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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