Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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Hellen keller

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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