Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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I'm so punny.

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