- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THE GAME

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

lets bomb africa

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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