Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

A seal walks into a club.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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