- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

matt is fat

Ron Paul for President!

if got a joke if fogot it

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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