The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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One day a man walked into a wall

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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okay so theres this guy.

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