what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

I walk into a bar...

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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