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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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