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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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