- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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