- Anti Joke

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Pickles are powerful

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.