- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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