What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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