Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Women's rights.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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