Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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i committed murder

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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Knock knock Go away

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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