I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

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