Pickles are moist.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

CFL

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What's your guys names?

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