Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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