- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Whose your daddy? Not me

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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