Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Tim likes girls

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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