- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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