- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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