Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Antijokes...

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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