Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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