- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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