- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Gordon Brown smiles.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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