Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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hey justin

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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