- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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