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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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