If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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