- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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