Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Black people.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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