What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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