It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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