- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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