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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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