*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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