- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man makes a bad joke

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What is 9+10? 19

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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