- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What is 9+10? 19

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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