- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

you know whats not funny white boards.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

taking out the trash... at night

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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