- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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