- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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