- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Knock knock, COME IN!

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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