- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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