- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Knock knock, COME IN!

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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