- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Skinny people fart less.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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