- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

poop.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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