- Anti Joke

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Morning wood.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Christ is a conspiracy

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.