Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What is the name of the car? What

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Anti Joke

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