- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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