- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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