- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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