A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Women's Rights

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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