Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What is the name of the car? What

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Turkeys are obese

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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