- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

why are black people so fast? because there black

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Connor is homo

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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