- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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