Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Your life

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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