- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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