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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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