what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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