- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

I'm gay.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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