- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

sorry got to poo

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Screw it you write the joke.

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