- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Yanter, Look it up

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Who is John Galt?

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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