what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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pobody's nerfect

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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alex is cool

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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