What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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WILLY

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Fat people

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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A seal walks into a club.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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