- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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