what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

a chinese man pays the full price

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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