My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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