Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Maths.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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