a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Thats what she said

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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