Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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