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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Sir, your wife is dead

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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